NEW FAT BASTARD - men's

This classic cotton tee speaks with blunt humour and bold confidence. Printed in bright yellow on a black, medium-weight shirt, the statement sits centred on the chest with a small website credit beneath. The cut is roomy and relaxed, with a sturdy ribbed collar and shoulder tape to hold its shape through repeated wear. The fabric’s smooth surface showcases the crisp, dual-print lettering so the message stays sharp even after many washes. Wear it to make a loud, unapologetic point — on stage, at a rally, or anywhere you want your voice to be unmistakable.

The clean crew neckline and boxy silhouette give it a casual, no-fuss look.  comfortable, low-maintenance, and built to keep its shape and colour through many washes.

The medium-weight fabric, tear-away label, and ribbed collar keep the fit familiar and comfortable. It keeps its shape through repeated wear. The tubular knit construction gives a clean, seam-free side profile, while reinforced shoulder tape adds structure, keeping the shirt looking sharp. The prints use crisp DTF and DTG techniques for clear, durable lettering that stands out against the deep black fabric.

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat