NEW NEW THE LIVER IS EVIL - women's

This lightweight crew tee speaks with dry wit and a wink. The bold, high-contrast lettering sits centred on a smooth black canvas, turning a short, provocative line into wearable commentary. It feels soft against the skin and drapes cleanly - the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to make people pause, laugh, or ask about the story behind the phrase. Wear it to low-key gatherings, late-night open mics, or when you're out with friends who appreciate dark humour and clever provocation.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (4.5 oz/yd²).
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing fit.
- Ribbed elastic collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching.
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort; ethically sourced cotton and Oeko-Tex certified.
- Prints applied via DTG/DTF methods; printed sleeve and neck labels using DTF where specified.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry-clean